xo
(Source: chrisbronw)
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
I need Kylie’s friend boots.
(Source: reckless-vacation)
I dance like Bill Cosby.
(Source: fashiion-gone-rouge)
So Yesterday I Found Out Im Gonna Be A Mommy :-/ :-)
(Source: l-ila-c)
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
(Source: voguecyrus)
